SUCK LESS THAN YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SUCK, AND SUCCESS WILL BE NEAR

Netflix lost almost 1 million subscribers. The stock plunged at the announcement of the predicted loss. It became evident that their failure wasn’t as bad (they predicted a two million subscriber loss) as expected: the stock rose. U.S. government, citizens, and residents try to fail just a little less and watch the results, only regular failure. Or here’s an idea We could all get together and identify as not stupid, ignorant, and selfish. Identifying with something seems not bad, as you really don’t have to do anything but use the word identify. I thank you in advance for your contributions to my legal fund, as I’m sure someone who identifies as something I haven’t mentioned but is still offended will sue me from a safe zone.

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