There are no Kiosks in Bagels. There is no such thing as a bagelry
Getting a freaking bagel should be fun, not an exercise in more mindless technology. It's a bagel. Order it. Walk out onto 7th Avenue,...
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Brian Keller
- Dec 7, 2022
- 2 min
Brian's Life Hack
Sometimes during this incredible life, I lead I'm chosen to fill out a form. I don't mind at all. So, I was filling out a form, and I got...
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Brian Keller
- Dec 3, 2022
- 1 min
If you went to high school in Baltimore MD during a certain time this film is memory lane
Hi, I went to high school in Baltimore, Maryland. I spent 10th-12th grade at Pikesville Sr. High School. A few years ago, I was asked to...
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Brian Keller
- Nov 14, 2022
- 2 min
What’s the theme fun review time
I declare Monday theme day – So what’s the theme, sleuths? Answer at the end. “Who’s peekin’ out from under a stairway Callin’ a name...
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Brian Keller
- Oct 23, 2022
- 2 min
How to make money selling vinyl
I was going through my record collection today with the idea of getting rid of some of them (selling them, as I don't listen) when I...
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Brian Keller
- Sep 22, 2022
- 5 min
Where I've Lived: Three Men and a Little Debutante
Three Men and a Little Debutante cleaned up just a bit. It’s a long one: So, in New York City (alone), later out east on the island,...
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Brian Keller
- Sep 21, 2022
- 3 min
Go Brian Go
This is long, but if you're on Facebook, you're arguing about politics, looking at pictures of food, or both. Please look at my aptitude...
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Brian Keller
- Jul 21, 2022
- 1 min
SUCK LESS THAN YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SUCK, AND SUCCESS WILL BE NEAR
Netflix lost almost 1 million subscribers. The stock plunged at the announcement of the predicted loss. It became evident that their...
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Brian Keller
- Jul 8, 2022
- 1 min
Brian on Economics
Brian on Economics - My friend doesn't understand how (via CNN) the addition of 357,00 jobs is bad for inflation. Here, read this. Barry...
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Brian Keller
- May 29, 2022
- 1 min
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS: At least the wrongheaded leaders of MLB did something, quickly
brian rant. THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS: At least the wrongheaded leaders of MLB did something. Josh Donaldson is an irritant, and Tim Anderson...
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Brian Keller
- May 26, 2022
- 3 min
Are you prepared for tragedy?
I was about to hop on my bike and make the 11-mile work commute from upper Manhattan to Chelsea or the Flatiron or what real New Yorkers...
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Brian Keller
- Feb 7, 2022
- 2 min
A multi-page manic Monday post about nice people getting together with other nice people for another
OMG – I wrote this last May 2021 and didn’t send it. It’s a nice story so read it anyway. I just read that John Ariosa of Sheffield...
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Brian Keller
- Feb 2, 2022
- 1 min
SPORTS SHORTS: WHAT'S IN A NAME
Sports Shorts: First, Cleveland chose the name the Guardians to replace Indians)and now Washington has chosen Commanders to replace...
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Brian Keller
- Jan 23, 2022
- 1 min
Neurosis is a good thing
An actual company wants me to create tee-shirts for them and not me. How cool. And, now the rub. They can't decide which shirt they want....
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Brian Keller
- Apr 7, 2020
- 1 min
#NOWIPE4U
Next week will be the Pearl Harbor of Diaper Rash as supplies of Desitin are at ZERO, Apple is months away from its iWipe digital...
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Brian Keller
- Apr 6, 2020
- 5 min
They Gave us Lemonade, & then sucked the juice out [We don't feel part of the medium]
The Securities and Exchange Commission got into the burgeoning, let's litigate the Volkswagen business when it sued Volkswagen, and its...
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Brian Keller
- Aug 7, 2019
- 6 min
Who the hell is interpreting your resume? Sure, I could be Dean of the Law School
BEFORE Keywords – SUMMARY (it doesn’t mention anything about being a writer. OOPs no keywords, I would have never thought of that ATS.)
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Brian Keller
- Jul 19, 2019
- 3 min
I Don’t Care if You’re Non-binary, Take Out the Garbage (We also had pizza last night)
“We’re thrilled to share our campaign celebrating the transgender and non-binary community. We took a step this morning with our...
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Brian Keller
- Jul 11, 2019
- 5 min
I Probably could have dated Gwyneth Paltrow if I was not so diligent.
From the Editors: Please note: The writer of this column pitched us this idea the other day. We told him, "We thought it was good the...
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My little digital blog is where almost nothing happens most of the time. It's digital writing, I refuse analog writing.
and it's arguable that I'm the greatest living writer in the world, arguably.
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